Wednesday, January 10, 2007

In case you were wondering...

1. I received a question asking if I'm from Pittsburgh. The answer is no, but I lived there for 5 years while I attended Pitt (go Panthers!) and CMU (go Tartans!)...I have lived all over, spending most of my time in New Hampshire, but I went to library school in Rhode Island. I now live in Dayton, Ohio. So, that should explain how I know about "yinz" and other 'Burgh specifics, as well as my tendency to reference real places...

2. So, for a little while now, I've been keeping track of some of the funnier google/yahoo/whatever searches that will get you to my blog...For your consideration, a brief list:

karen's bitches dawn nude

short skirts for the black plague

tights with little hearts

dads fucking baby-sitters

babysitter fuck kid

fuck in bodysuit

bodysuit fucking

Claud is gay (mine's the first hit!)

maryanne blowjob

Hot babysitter fucking kids

things people wore in the eighteen hundreds (4th site hit)

mom fucking boy

boys fuck girls baby sitter (4th hit)

Grandparents fuck babysitter


So, if you've stumbled on my site looking for slightly shady porn, welcome, take a look around, enjoy yourself.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I had a feeling there would be a renewed interest in tights with little hearts like Mallory.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE YOUR BLOG! You are hilarious, it totally reminds me of being a little kid and how much I loved those books. Please keep posting. I haven't read everything you've posted, but may I recommend the Super Mysteries if you haven't done those yet? I vaguely remember one where someone (MA I think) was accused of stealing jewelry from someone, and it turned out to be the cat or something--not sure.

But anyway, thanks for making me laugh :)

Desci said...

I enjoy the prospect of filthy perves getting all frothed up by the specter of 'grandparents fucking babysitters' then clicking through to find a lovely snarky POV of Dawn's emoting in a BSC Super Special, Muahah.

Tiff said...

Hee! Last night, I realized that this entry would up my hits on searches for things like "mom fucking boy," making more searches like this possible...It's all so very meta!

Anonymous said...

Maybe if you enter the words "anal guinea pig", Richard Gere will come to your site.

Anonymous said...

...or people who are interested in anal with richard gere will now come to her site.

Susan said...

Ooh ooh do Jessi's Gold Medal!! ^_^

Miss Scarlet said...

Ew, those are some sketchy searches.

Library Lady said...
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Library Lady said...

*chokes on morning coffee*

Wow. That's... Wow. ANM is a perv.

michelle said...

Ha! I love your blog, I read it from the beginning in one sitting. Have you ever thought about doing a review of one of the "Little Sister" books that was all in Karen's point of view? Those were literally painful.

K said...

God the Little Sister books sucked. I still read the regular BSC books quite frequently but I think I have only ever read like 2 LS ones. AWFUL. Plus, what the hell is wrong with Karen in general? I want to punch her everytime she makes some stupid know-it-all comment.

The Crane Wife said...

Yeah, if I remember correctly, it was when I googled "bodysuit fucking" that I found this page.

Anonymous said...

Hey! I got to Pitt too. Holla! Love the log.

michael said...

what grandparents fucked babysitters? I mean I get the dad one (richard and mary anne, kristy's dad and mary anne, just about everyones dad and maryanne) but what grandparents... it wasn't mimi and mary anne was it, cos eww!

Melissa said...

I just found your blog and went back to read all the entries from the beginning and found this one! I'm dying!!!!!

Great blog by the way. I think I had EVERY BSC until I turned 14 (I'm 29 now) so that's what....I think the last one I owned was the one where Logan and Mary-Anne broke up. I'll have to check the Rubbermaid tub.

Emily said...

That is completely awesome... how did you find all these ways to find your page? Or were *you* looking for "bodysuit fucking", etc.?

Annddd.... where in New Hampshire did you live? I went to school in Hanover.