mocena, you need to get in touch with me to claim your prize...
Also, I was going to do an update, but I don't have it in me. I'm taking an indefinite hiatus, for personal reasons.
Thank you all for reading, and I hope to someday return to this project (or something similar). If you're interested in knowing when I do, send an email to the above email address with the subject line "Mailing list."